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On the Inside: Love You To Death.

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On the Inside: Let's Bone.

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On the Inside: Mashed potatoes in a pot! That's a good Thanksgiving!

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On the Inside: Let the good Limes roll!

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On the Inside: I fucking mean it. Thank you.

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On the Inside: but I love you... for some stupid reason.

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On the Inside: If the shoe fits.... Happy Father's Day!

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On the Inside: Sending positive vibes.

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On the Inside: Blank inside

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On the Inside: It's me.

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On the Inside: Blank Inside

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On the Inside: I know you're not sick... I just think you can improve.

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On the Inside: There is no I in Team, but there is a U in Cunt.

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On the Inside: Thank you!

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On the Inside: Romance. Nailed it.

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On the Inside: Have your cake and eat me too!

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On the Inside: Fancy dinner & butt stuff.

wix Netflix card

On the inside: I would Netflix and Chill the shit out of you.

Kickass

On the Inside: Party on!

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On the Inside: By the way, happy birthday!

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On the Inside: Don't invite me to your party. Happy Birthday.

wix BDAY

On the inside: ... with your old ass. Happy Birthday!

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On the Inside: Happy Birthday!

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On the Inside: Calories don't count on your birthday anyway!

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On the Inside: Merry Christmas, Sucker.

Balls 3

On the inside: Season's greetings and all that shit

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On the inside: Merry Christmas, fam.

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On the Inside: Merry KissMyAss!

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On the Inside: Do you want to build a snowdick?

Hung 2

On the inside: Thinking of YOU this holiday season ;) (Talkin' about your penis)

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On the Inside: Literally. Gayest wishes this Christmas.

Put out

On the Inside: I hope you get some this Christmas.

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On the Inside: Whatever.

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On the Inside: All I want for Christmas is you!

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On the inside: Halfway through, you realize how much you hate yourself.

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On the Inside: All I want for Valentine's Day: Me inside of you.

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On the Inside: All I want for Valentine's Day: You inside of me.

six The Plan

On the inside: Happy Valentine's Day, Loser.

wix Dab Easter

On the inside: Happy Easter!

Word 2

On the Inside: Happy Mother's Day!

wix Steak and BJ

On the inside: Happy Steak & BJ Day!

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On the Inside: Meat in your mouth. Meat in my mouth. Let's do this. Happy Steak and Blow Job Day!

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On the Inside: Drop your pants and ready your plates! Happy Steak and BJ Day!

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On the Inside: Happy Steak and Blow Job Day!

wix 420

On the inside: Happy 420!

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On the inside: Let that shit sink in... I mean, congratulations!

Oh Hell No

On the inside: I mean... Congratulations!